Анекдот про панду.

9/3/2017
Вечно ускользающий из дырявой памяти анекдот, как и про лысого . Но про лысого я за три года таки выучила, а про панду еще повторять и повторять.
A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says: Hey, we don t serve pandas here. But the panda says: Just give me something to eat, and then I ll go. The bartender says: Oh, all right. So the panda eats the food that the bartender gives him. So the bartender says: OK, now you have to leave. But the panda says: Oh no, I don t, - pulls out a gun! and pow! pow! shoots up the bar. The Panda starts to leave. The bartender says: Hey! You can t just leave after shooting at us! The panda says: Oh, yes I can. Look me up in the dictionary. So the panda leaves and the bartender gets out a dictionary and looks up panda. It says: Panda - eats shoots and leaves.

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